Gabe Funnies

I'm going to start documenting little moments when Gabe makes me laugh.  I think it will be fun to look back on.

Gabe, "What's your name?"
Me, "Mommy, What's your name?"
Gabe, "Gabe"
Gabe, "What's your name?"
Me, "Mommy"
Gabe, "Noooo, It's Alison"

??????????  How does he know that??


Gabe heard me flush the toilet:

Gabe, "Did you go pee pee in the potty?"
Me, "Yes, I did"
Gabe, "Yay Mommy!, do you want a badge?"  (badge is a marshmallow)

Gabe, "I like your boobies mommy"
Me, "uhhhh, thank you?"

When he passes gas he says:

Gabe, "I poo-pa-ped